What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 06:34
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What! how could you do that?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?
Do you know what she said mum?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
True - how I loved my mum!
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What do you mean son?
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”